milestone checklist

1. Graduate somewhat successfully from post-secondary institution.
   Done.
2. Get a job.
   Done.
3. Get laid off. That's laid off you dirty-minded bastards, not laid.
   Done.
4. Repeat numbers two through three, three times.
   Done.
5. Buy a house in the burbs.
   Done.
6. Find a nice wife.
   Done.
7. Have two great kids. One boy, one girl.
   Done.
8. Stir in big tv and hot tub.
   Done.
9. Buy dream car.
   Done.
10. Golf trip to Scotland.
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