Update: Sam & Ella Have Left The Building

The dumbdumbs at the Ottawa Health Unit think that rather than food poisoning, the lot of us came down with Norwalk (not The Furniture Idea, but the virus).

How nonsensical is that?

If we did come down with some manner of contagion rather than ingest some freaky little bacteria, I would think that we would have spread it around like cheese from a tube in our homes and offices, rather than having a distinct subset, of which we all consumed a specific dish, come down with the badness.

Anyway, I'm over the "sprint-to-the-loo-before-I-p**" feeling now, but I won't soon forget it.